“Mayonnaise is a tyrant of a condiment, and very arrogant. It thinks it makes everything better but it does not.” He also claims that he Makes $1000 a year by complaining about it. He’s not doing anything shady, either.
He goes out to eat like a normal person… asks for NO MAYONNAISE. And when they very often put mayo on his food anyway, he complains and gets a refund.
It also seems like this guy complains about a LOT of things – maybe TOO many things – and gets discounts/free food. So this is your friendly reminder to not be a militant complainer and treat your servers/cooks well.
Charlie totally gets this… She feels the same way about salt!