It’s So Cold…Jokes!

These are Dale & Charlie’s favourite “It’s so cold Jokes!”

1. Pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers pockets to keep them warm
2. Politicians have their hands in their own pockets
3. Squirrels in the park are throwing themselves against the electric fence
4. Dogs are wearing cats
5. Teenagers aren’t embarrassed by acne, they’re embarrassed by goose pimples
6. When we milked the cows we got ice cream
7. I chipped my tooth on my soup
8. We didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it
9. You have to kick a hole in the air just to get outside
10. You’re farting snowflakes
11. You’re drinking hot sauce instead of coffee

13. You’re thankful for hot flashes