Reasons to Pick up a Christmas Tree this week instead of a Date!

If you’re looking to pick up this Holiday Season…. Christmas Tree Week — The first full […]

If you’re looking to pick up this Holiday Season….

Christmas Tree Week — The first full week in December. It’s the perfect time to point out the differences between a Christmas Tree and a date.

A Christmas tree is ready when you go to pick it up.
A Christmas tree won’t retaliate if you dump it after a month.
You don’t need a clever line to pick up a Christmas tree.
You can fondle a tree before you take it home.
A Christmas tree doesn’t mind you looking under it.
A Christmas tree doesn’t become envious around bigger trees. This would be known as treeness envy.
A Christmas tree doesn’t go completely to pieces if you mishandle its balls.
A Christmas tree doesn’t worry about how many others you’ve had.
A Christmas tree doesn’t object to exotic electrical appliances.
A Christmas tree doesn’t think your a whacko if it finds an artificial tree in your closet.

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