You Can Now Be Paid To Sleep On The Job!
Sleeping on the job? Why not get paid for it?
Looking for a new job and are incredibly lazing- Boom! This one’s for you!
Mattress Firm is looking for an intern- yes you soon could get a degree in sleeping… (and your teachers said you wouldn’t amount to anything)
“Snoozetern” Only serious applicants need to apply. Qualifications include sleeping on the job as their in-house bed tester! You’ll also be asked to test and report back the optimal head and foot positions on their adjustable bases…
You will also have to host Facebook live events, cover all social media and sleep a lot!
