ARBY’S HAS RELEASED A DEEP FRIED TURKEY PILLOW THAT GOES OVER YOUR HEAD
Shut up and take my money!
Ever looked at your Thanksgiving turkey and thought, “You know, I bet it’d be really warm and cozy inside if I jammed that thing over my head”?
Arby’s just created a “deep-fried turkey pillow.” It’s a turkey-shaped pillow you pull over your entire head, so you can experience the warm tranquility of sleeping inside of a turkey carcass.
They put the pillows on sale for $60, but they sold out almost immediately, so now your only shot at one is to enter a contest at ArbysDeepFriedTurkeyPillow.com.
And if you do enter the contest, they’ll give you a coupon for 50% off a turkey sandwich.