Charlie’s Christmas “Mom” List

I’d like the kid to lick or wipe the Nutella off the spoon before it […]

I’d like the kid to lick or wipe the Nutella off the spoon before it hits the sink or dishwasher…

I’d like all the boys in my house to pick up their socks they leave in random places throughout the house…

I’d like a car free of dead french fires, straw wrappers, McDonald’s toys and boogers…

I’d like everyone to stop asking me where they put their stuff…(husband included)

I’d like a day where there is one toilet seat down- and adding to this one, I’d love to sit on the can without getting wet bum…

I’d love the burping and farting to not be announced…Thunder Butt! I’d like to stop repeating myself…..

 

MOST IMPORTANT THING- I WANT A NIGHT TO MYSELF- DRINKING AND SINGING REO SPEEDWAGON, WHITESNAKE, OLD SCHOOL MARIAH CAREY and STARSHIP!