COMING SOON: 2017 in Movies
Next year is gonna be epic...
PATRIOTS DAY – Starring, Mark Wahlberg – January 13
A chance to experience the Boston Marathon Bombing & its aftermath through the eyes of Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis…
THE GREAT WALL – Starring, Matt Damon – February 17
A mystery centered around the construction of the Great Wall of China…
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – Starring, Emma Watson – March 17
The first ever ‘live-action’ film of the Disney fairy-tale of a monstrous prince and a young woman, I’m guessing he had bad breath…
POWER RANGERS – Starring, Bryan Cranston – March 24
A group of high-school kids are infused with superpowers, obviously they must use them to save the world…
FAST & THE FURIOUS 8 – Starring, The Rock, Vin Diesel & Charlize Theron – April 14
A woman seduces Dom into the world of crime and a betrayal of his family and yes, more expensive cars will be wrecked…
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 – Starring, Chris Pratt – May 5
In this edition the Marvel cinematic universe continues to expand and Marvel continues to make billions of dollars too…
CARS 3 – Starring, Owen Wilson – June 16
Lightning McQueen sets out to prove to a new generation of racers that he’s still the best race car in the world and I have a 4 year-old at home so this can’t come soon enough…
DESPICABLE ME 3 – Starring, Steve Carell – June 30
SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING – Starring, Marisa Tomei – July 7
A young Peter Parker/Spider-Man realizes he can climb and shoot webs, but he must avoid people who are afraid of spiders like Dale Smith…
