Happy Halloween! Hope its a gas!

Halloween Jokes!


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.




Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.



Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!




What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!




What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? 
A nectarine!



What do birds say on Halloween?
A: Twick o tweet



Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store!




Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!




What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!




Which ghost is the best dancer?
A: The Boogie man