Introducing clip on armpit fans!

No more having to keep your arms clenched to your side so no one sees […]

No more having to keep your arms clenched to your side so no one sees your large pit stains… Or running to the bathroom at work to pat yourself dry…

There’s really nothing worse than when floating hands come out of nowhere and draw attention to your sweaty shame.

Enter Japanese company Thanko‘s clip-on armpit air conditioning units. They sound pretty fancy. They’re basically fans that clip onto your shirt sleeve to circulate cold air around your pits. So discreet.

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The units take two AAA batteries, which give you between five and nine hours of cooling time, depending on which of the three speed settings you select. Alternatively, they can be powered by your computer using a USB charger. You can get the pair for just $54….

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In fact, you could even clip it onto your waistband to keep things fresh down below.