How to survive the summer according to Charlie!
You beverage choice: Drink lots of coffee- to start; than drink what you want when you want. Noon in the summer is really 10am
Bathing your children my be replaced by swimming in chlorine water, the lake or a sprinkler- if you’re desperate!
When it comes to food- Stock you cabinets with anything that doesn’t require cutlery or napkins..Stock up on hotdogs and laxatives- because with all that junk they will become constipated…
The key to a great summer, is low expectations. Stop trying to plan fun days for them and make your own fun- like watching them pelt each other with water balloons while you sit on a lawn chair with wine!
Let the chaos happen- let the dirt lie- let the wine flow, cause its going to be a sh** show!