This Valentine’s Day You Can Name A Cockroach After your Ex or, if you’re looking for something a little more aggressive, A Zoo in Texas will allow you to name a rat after your ex and they will feed it to a snake.
You still have the option to name the cockroach and watch it be eaten, but if you want to be a little extra this year- well, for $25 you can opt for a larger animal.
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❤️ This Valentine’s Day, we are hosting the first-ever “Cry Me a Cockroach” event. You can purchase a live cockroach, and we’ll serve it up as a snack to one of our animals. If your ex was a snake, you could even buy a rat, and we’ll feed it to a reptile! 🐀🐍 To buy your roach or rat, visit: https://sazoo.org/valentine/
It’s still called the “Cry Me A Cockroach” event and is a fundraiser for the zoo who already feeds the insects and rodents to their animals anyways.
The feedings will be live streamed online so purchasers can witness the demise of their named animals and perhaps find closure from their failed relationship!