You May Be Ready For Christmas If…

You May Be Ready For Christmas if…

You remember why you only see your family once a year!

You May Be Ready For Christmas if…

When you suck the end of a candy cane, and you actually contemplate using it as a shiv…

You May Be Ready For Christmas if…

When someone brings you a yule log, or cheese log- or something resembling a log…

You May Be Ready For Christmas if…

When you can’t wait to exchange the gifts you got for something you actually wanted

You May Be Ready For Christmas if…

You’re looking for a new job after the holiday Christmas party

You May Be Ready For Christmas if…

When the only thing you got for Christmas was fat!