IF BRANDS HAD BRUTALLY HONEST SLOGANS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?
If brands had brutally honest slogans, what would they be? Here are a few good ones found online!
1. Benadryl: You Can’t Have Allergies if You’re Unconscious
2. Taco Bell: Same Food, Different Shapes
3. Facebook: Where YOU Are the Product
4. McDonald’s: Preserving Our Food for Generations to Come
5. H&R Block: Pay Us to Do TurboTax for You
6. Instagram: You’ll Never Look This Good
7. YouTube: An Ad Will End in Five Seconds, After Which Another Ad Will Play
8. Tupperware: Have You Ever Wanted to Throw Away Food, But Just Not Now?
9. Red Bull: I Hope You Like Heart Palpitations
10. Zoom: Where Pants Are Optional
11. TikTok: Because Watching Your Daughter’s Friends from the Window Is Weird
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