Random Things I’ve Learned As A Dad…

I’ve learned a few things during my first 3 years as a Dad:

#1 – Don’t try and talk to him when his show is on

If he’s watching one of his favorite TV Shows, good luck getting any attention. 

#2 – Clothing is optional

He will willingly walk around naked anywhere, anytime.

#3 – Don’t delay

If he says, “I have to pee” it’s almost too late and you’d better stop whatever you’re doing … Immediately!!!

#4 – The answer is always no

On the flip side if you ask, “Do you have to pee?” His answer will be no … right up until he nearly goes in his pants.