HOW “MIDDLE-AGED” ARE YOU?
It's time to embrace it! Or at least face it!
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Ah, middle age. That awkward period somewhere between carefree youth and golden years. But when does it truly begin?
Take this quiz to see how far you've ventured into middle-aged territory. Score one point for each statement that applies to you, and tally your results at the end!
- You're currently looking for your glasses. (Bonus if you found them on top of your head).
- You can't sleep past 9:00 AM anymore, even on weekends.
- You groan getting out of bed, even though you weren't doing anything strenuous the day before.
- You mysteriously gain weight just by looking at a delicious dessert.
- You can't remember what you did to get that bruise.
- You call your children for tech support more often than you'd like to admit.
- You write important appointments down on a paper calendar because you just can't trust those fancy phone apps.
- You get frustrated with all the features on your TV remote.
- You secretly miss the simplicity of dialing a rotary phone. (Bonus point if you've actually used one!)
- You find yourself saying things like, "Back in my day..."
- White out used to be a lifesaver.
- You find yourself reminiscing about the "good old days" more than usual.
- You genuinely enjoy spending a quiet evening at home.
- You call 30-year-olds "kid."
- You use Facebook, but not Grindr.
- You swap stories about aches and pains with friends more than you discuss the latest movies.
- You go to the bank to deposit money.
- You've started noticing the comfort of elastic waistbands.
- You get annoyed by loud music coming from passing cars.
- You still have a landline.
Tally Up Your Score
- 0-5 points: You're likely still young at heart (and possibly body!). Embrace your youthful spirit!
- 6-10 points: Midlife might be peeking over the horizon, but you're striking a good balance between youthful energy and newfound wisdom.
- 11-15 points: You're settling comfortably into middle age. But hey, that's a time of great experiences and rediscovering yourself!
- 16-20 points: You're a full-fledged middle-aged marvel! Wear it with pride – you've got a wealth of life experience under your belt.
Remember, this is all in good fun! Middle age is a unique and vibrant chapter in life. So grab your reading glasses, put on your comfy shoes, and embrace the ride!
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