GREAT INSULTS, THAT DON’T SOUND OFFENSIVE

Sometimes it’s necessary to take someone down a notch or two, and you don’t want to sound overly offensive, you want to use a little nuance with it.  There’s a thread online where people are talking about their favourite insults that don’t sound offensive.  Here are some of them...

1.  “What an odd thing to say aloud.”

2.  “That sounds like something you’d say.”

3.  “I admire how you don’t let your limitations affect your confidence.”

4.  “It’s impossible to underestimate you.”

5.  (This is a bit more poetic . . .)  “Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.”

6.  “I just sigh, and say, ‘Oh sweetie.'”  Or the Southern classic:  “Bless your heart.”

7.  “You are all mouth but no trousers.”

8.  “Oh, now I see what everyone’s talking about.”

9.  “I admire your enthusiasm.”

10.  “Your teacher always handed your tests back face-down, didn’t she?”

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