Push-Up Bras for Women… and Now Push-Up UNDERWEAR for Men?!

Yes, ladies, the boys finally have their own “lift and separate” moment.

If men ever wondered what it feels like to have a little boost in the confidence department, Marks & Spencer has stepped up with a solution no one asked for — but everyone is definitely talking about.

Introducing: “Secret Support Trunks”
A.k.a. push-up bras… for your man’s downstairs department.

🍑 The Battle of the Bulge Just Got Upgraded

For centuries, men have tried everything to make their “situation” look a little more… headline-worthy.
We’re talking:

• Odd diets
• Sketchy “growth” tricks
• And yes, even fillers (!!!)

But now?
They can simply slip on a pair of $37 miracle trunks that promise a 2-inch lift.
Because apparently, gravity is rude to everyone.

🩲 How Do They Work?

The M&S geniuses invented an “internal pouch” that:

• holds things in place
• pushes things forward
• lifts things up
• and absolutely does NOT believe in subtlety

The company says they offer “exceptional comfort, added support, and a discreet lift.”
DISCREET??
Girl, nothing about these is discreet. These are Victoria’s Secret: Men’s Edition.

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👖 The Material Matters

These trunks are made with:

• soft, stretchy modal cotton
• a monogrammed waistband
• and enough structural engineering to qualify for a building permit

Basically, they’re Spanx for the sausage.

💬 “Size Isn’t Everything… But Confidence Is”

That’s the marketing line — but let’s be honest: these are absolutely for the guy who refuses to believe that lighting, angles, and mindfulness are enough.

Still, if push-up underwear boosts his confidence, who are we to judge? We’ve been hiking our girls northward since age 13.

👙 And It’s Not Even the Wildest Idea

Let’s not forget:
Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS recently launched panties with faux pubic hair in multiple colours and textures — which is… a choice.

So in the grand scheme of bizarre undergarments, push-up man-pants are actually pretty tame.