LAST-MINUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS 🎃

Halloween is basically here, and maybe you forgot to get a costume.

Or maybe you remembered, but refused to spend $89.99 on a polyester dress called “Sexy Tax Accountant.” Either way, don’t panic. You probably already have everything you need at home to create a costume that says, “I put thought into this”… even though we all know you absolutely did not.

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• BAD NEWS 📰😈
  Wrap yourself in newspapers and throw on some devil horns. Congratulations, you’re officially Bad News.
  
  
• YOUR EX 🗑️
  Put on black leggings and a sweater, then wear a garbage bag over top with a sign that says “My Ex.” Bonus points if the bag is emotionally unavailable.

• TROPICAL DEPRESSION 🌴😭
  Hawaiian shirt, fanny pack, messy hair and mascara running down your face.
  You’re tropical… but emotionally, things are not going well.

• FORMAL APOLOGY 👗🙏
  Put on your fanciest dress or suit and tape a sign to yourself that says “I’m Sorry.” Boom. A Formal Apology. Something your ex never gave you.

• FREUDIAN SLIP 🧠
  Wear an old-fashioned slip and write “FREUD” across the front.
  It’s clever, cheap and gives you an excuse to spend Halloween in your underwear.
  
  

• SUGAR DADDY 🍬👨
  Grab a bag of sugar, a baby stroller and your finest dad sweater.
  Congratulations, you’re a Sugar Daddy without needing a yacht or a suspiciously young girlfriend.

GOLD DIGGER 💰⛏️
Throw on something gold and carry a kid’s sand pail and shovel.
You’re a Gold Digger. For extra realism, spend the entire night asking people what they do for a living.