What if you’ve tried all the dating sites, spent countless hours trying to make connections and ended up with zero dates? Well, you can always start your own dating website, featuring just you.
A 29-year-old guy in St. Louis named Colin O’Brien struck out on the major dating apps, and he was drained because it was exhausting trying to be funny and unique to stand out among all the other single guys.
The site is elaborate, he sells merch, and there’s a bio filled with honest information, like his height, weight, tax bracket, the COVID vaccination he got, his zodiac sign, his Harry Potter house, and his pros and cons.
The pros include his sense of humor, his love of tennis, and his “good regular hygiene.” The cons include: “Needs to be liked by everyone, bad at tennis, not particularly stylish, and a crippling fear of medical procedures.”
And it WORKED. He’s already heard from nearly 200 eligible women and has 13 dates lined up.