Dog Devours $13K Worth of Skims – No, Really!

If you needed a reason to stop leaving your underwear on the floor, this is it.

A Colorado woman is out $13,000 after her rescue dog, Reta, decided that five pairs of Skims underwear made for the perfect snack.

Sarah, a marketing consultant from Broomfield, came home to find her terrier mix lounging on a pile of dirty laundry—only to realize her underwear had mysteriously vanished.

At first, she hoped Reta would just throw them up, but after 24 hours of illness, an emergency vet visit confirmed the worst: her pup needed major intestinal surgery.

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Kim K to the Rescue? (NOPE)

Sarah jokingly thought about reaching out to Kim Kardashian—maybe Skims needs an edible underwear line. But so far, no word from Kim.

She’s since launched a GoFundMe to help with the vet bill, hoping fellow pet lovers will lend a hand.

And as for Reta? She’s recovering just fine—but Sarah is making sure her underwear stays far out of reach.

Would you donate to a GoFundMe like this? Or is this just a case of expensive taste? 😅🐶