IF BRANDS HAD BRUTALLY HONEST SLOGANS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?

If brands had brutally honest slogans, what would they be?  Here are a few good ones found online!

1.  Benadryl:  You Can’t Have Allergies if You’re Unconscious

2.  Taco Bell:  Same Food, Different Shapes

3.  Facebook:  Where YOU Are the Product

4.  McDonald’s:  Preserving Our Food for Generations to Come

5.  H&R Block:  Pay Us to Do TurboTax for You

6.  Instagram:  You’ll Never Look This Good

7.  YouTube:  An Ad Will End in Five Seconds, After Which Another Ad Will Play

8.  Tupperware:  Have You Ever Wanted to Throw Away Food, But Just Not Now?

9.  Red Bull:  I Hope You Like Heart Palpitations

10.  Zoom:  Where Pants Are Optional

11.  TikTok:  Because Watching Your Daughter’s Friends from the Window Is Weird