Charlie’s New Year’s Resolutions For 2022! Lowered Expectations!

What are your new year's resolutions?

In just a couple of weeks, we will welcome a brand new year!  I think it’s safe to say, we will head into the new year with a little caution!  It appears that those big resolutions are off the table.



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I mean, why set yourself up for failure?  So, with that in mind, I have created my resolutions list that is totally doable!



Charlie’s New Year’s Resolutions!


  • To Shop at Sephora!
  • Not to yell like a lunatic when attempting to get my kids to behave.
  • Live my best life and only buy pants with no buttons or zippers.
  • Go outside. Among people.
  • Relearn social cues after a year at home.
  • Make a viral reel making fun of TikTok.
  • Become the GOAT at sarcasm.
  • To have symmetrical eyebrows
  • Make peace with the fact that John Mayer is in his 40s
  • Use the word curmudgeon more- and learn what it means
  • To shave my legs more and for no reason
  • Stop blaming the dog when I fluff!