Porcupine Plain RCMP solve “extremely Canadian” case of theft

Dam it!

An investigation into stolen fencing posts by Porcupine Plain RCMP in Saskatchewan resulted in a perfectly Canadian
explanation as to what happened. Mounties received a call last Friday about the stolen posts. We all know the price of lumber right now!


“The stolen posts were located in a beaver dam, ” RCMP said. “A beaver – or beavers – helped
themselves to the stash of posts and used them to help build a dam. I tried locating said beavers but
they were GOA [gone on arrival].”


The case is now closed saying no beaver will be charged.