We Canadians are very aware of the dangers that dwell among us, but those who don’t live here, might not know the risks of being Canadian.
These are the 5 most dangerous things to Canadians
#1 Polar Bears
They are apex predators, they can easily outrun humans and can smell food and fear from a kilometre away!
The blade on the Zamboni machine is designed especially for ice-resurfacing. It is sharp enough to slice through thick stacks of newsprint, weighs 57 pounds, and is ½ inch thick. Every Canadian secretly fears getting run over by one.
# 3- Moose
They are huge with the average female weighing in at 771 pounds and a male at 1,800 pounds, they can also dive 20 ft underwater.
#4 People from Winnipeg
It has one of the highest murder rates in all of Canada, enough said.
#5 The Canadian Goose
(Cobra chickens)- We secretly hate them. The female is called a goose and the male is a gander. They’re mean- and don’t care if you’re a car- they will walk across the street regardless!