Are These the 10 Best Cereals of All Time? Let the Sugar-Fuelled Debate Begin

Move over, avocado toast—this is a safe space for people whose childhood breakfasts were dessert in a bowl.

There’s a new ranking out from TheTopicalFruit.com, and they’ve boldly declared the 10 greatest cereals of all time. Spoiler alert: bacon-flavoured Cinnamon Toast Crunch did not make the cut (and honestly, thank goodness—we’re still emotionally recovering from that one).

Instead, the top honour goes to the original, sugary, cinnamon-dusted icon: Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Just the way the cereal gods intended.

If you’re a Grape-Nuts apologist or still pretend that All-Bran is “kind of sweet,” prepare to be offended. This list is based purely on taste, with zero regard for fibre content or adulting responsibilities.

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Here’s what made the Top 10:

1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch – The GOAT. The crunch, the swirl, the milk aftermath? Perfection.
2. Cocoa Krispies – Hot chocolate for breakfast, without the hot or the guilt.
3. Fruity Pebbles – A rainbow in a bowl. Tastes like childhood and hyperactivity.
4. Cinnamon Life – For when you want to pretend you’ve matured, but not really.
5. Honeycomb – Tastes like sugar air. No notes.
6. Cap’n Crunch with Crunch Berries – The Cap’n knew what he was doing with those berries.
7. Wheaties – The token "healthy" cereal. A participation trophy, if you will.
8. Lucky Charms – Marshmallows disguised as cereal. We're not mad.
9. Froot Loops – Artificial fruit, real love.
10. Frosted Flakes – They’re greeeaa—ok, we get it, Tony.

Honourable Mentions (aka the benchwarmers):

• Golden Grahams (underrated)
• Cocoa Puffs (you either loved them or feared the chocolate milk aftermath)
• Honey Bunches of Oats (the responsible choice... with sprinkles)

So, did your fave make the list? Or are you still out here caping for Mini-Wheats?