Irony at Its Finest: Thief Steals "Thou Shalt Not Steal" Painting from Church

You really can’t make this stuff up—someone in the U.K. just stole a painting that says “Thou Shalt Not Steal.”

Police are investigating the theft at St. Andrew’s Church, where three religious paintings—including one featuring the Ten Commandments—were swiped last month. Another stolen piece displayed The Lord’s Prayer, and all the artworks were housed in large, heavy wooden frames, meaning this wasn’t just an accidental relocation.

Holy Heist or Inside Job?

Authorities noted that there were no signs of forced entry, raising suspicions that the thief might have had access to the church. While the monetary value of the paintings remains unclear, their sentimental value to the church community is significant.

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Keep an Eye on Facebook Marketplace?

In a truly bizarre twist, police are asking the public to be on the lookout for the paintings—even suggesting they might pop up for sale online. Because nothing screams criminal mastermind like trying to flip stolen religious art on Facebook Marketplace.

Moral of the story? Maybe read the commandments before you commit the crime. 🚨