It's National 'Love Your Red Hair' Day

There are many things that redheads do (Because Being a Ginger Is a Full-Time Job)

If you’ve ever loved, dated, worked with, or been screamed at by a redhead — congratulations, you’ve met a human fire alarm. Here’s a list of the chaotic, glorious, sun-burnt truths of being one:

🔥 1. Treat SPF Like Holy Water
Redheads don’t tan — they ignite.
They leave the house in June looking like they’re about to climb Everest: hat, sunglasses, SPF 75, emotional damage.

💋 2. Always Look Like They’re Plotting Something
Even when they’re just thinking about snacks, that resting fiery-bitch-face says revenge.

👹 3. Have Two Moods: Adorable or Demonic
There is no in-between. One minute, they’re giggling over a dog video, the next, they’re cursing your bloodline for eating the last cookie.

🥂 4. Their Freckles Have Freckles
Each one tells a story — usually about forgetting sunscreen once in 1996.

🧨 5. You Don’t “Date” a Redhead. You Survive Them.
They’ll ruin your life, then text you months later like, “Hey stranger 😘.”

💅 6. Their Hair Colour Changes With Their Mood
Copper when flirty. Auburn when furious. Strawberry-blonde when hungover.

🌞 7. Think 20 °C is “Too Hot.”
Anything above room temperature and they’re melting faster than a Timbit on a dashboard.

🍷 8. Get Drunk on Half a Glass of Wine and Still Win Every Argument
They may be small, but they’re powered by rage, Irish ancestry, and Merlot.

👠 9. Can’t Go Anywhere Without Hearing “Is That Natural?”
Yes, Karen. It’s natural. So is this attitude.

🧛‍♀️ 10. Look Hot Doing Literally Nothing
It’s the curse of the rare. Redheads could be crying in a Shoppers parking lot, and someone would still say, “Wow, your hair looks amazing in this lighting.”