Future Trend Alert: Brand-Sponsored Weddings Are Coming… and Honestly, We’re Listening

Forget lace, forget tulle — the hottest accessory for future brides might just be a Canadian Tire logo on the train of your gown.

According to a new survey, 61% of people say they’d consider a brand-sponsored wedding… as long as that brand foots more than half the bill.

💍 “I Take Thee, And Also This Corporate Partnership…”

Only 32% of romantics said they’d never sell a slice of their big day to capitalism.

But the rest of us? Well, if a company covers the full cost? We’re apparently ready to turn “Here Comes the Bride” into “Here Comes the Product Line.”

Here’s what couples are shockingly fine with if the brand pays up:

Fun twist: Men are WAY more into this idea than women. Probably because they’d wear a Home Depot tux and call it “practical.”

🥂 Imagining the Sponsored Wedding Era

• First Dance: “This moment brought to you by Swiffer — because love, like hardwood, needs upkeep.”
• Bridesmaids’ Gifts: Free samples from Gillette because “The Best a Bridesmaid Can Get.”
• Ring Exchange: “With this ring… and a 10% off at Bed Bath & Beyond.”

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💸 Honestly, Though…

Between $400 florals and $90-a-plate chicken dinners, if Costco wants to sponsor my bouquet toss, I’ll happily shout them out between tears and prosecco.

💬 Engagement Caption for Social:

“Would you let Mr. Clean officiate your wedding if it meant your reception was free? Asking for my maid of honour budget.”