It’s So Hot… You Might Actually Relate to These! ☀️🥵

It’s not just summer—it’s surface-of-the-sun summer. If you’ve been sweating in places you didn’t know could sweat, these might hit a little too close to home:

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• It’s so hot, my dream house is any house in Alaska.
• It’s so hot that when it drops below 40°C, I start to feel a little chilly.
• It’s so hot, I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen. Priorities.
• It’s so hot, cows are giving evaporated milk.
• It’s so hot I took off my flesh and sat on my bones.
• It’s so hot that I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt.
• It’s so hot, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
• It’s so hot, E.L. James titled her next book Fifty Shades of Red.
• It’s so hot, polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
• It’s so hot, my seatbelt is now a branding iron.
• It’s so hot, Granny broke wind just to get a little breeze.
• It’s so hot, I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
• It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
• It’s so hot, Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
• It’s so hot, Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of ice water.
• It’s so hot, hot water comes out of both taps. (This one’s true, and rude.)
• It’s so hot, I get condensation on my backside from the toilet bowl.
• It’s so hot, even Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.