Men are Happier In Relationships When They Are The Funny Ones…


In long-term relationships, men produce more jokes than women.

Men rate their jokes as funnier than the jokes of their partners.

Men use more aggressive and self-enhancing humour styles than women.

Aggressive and self-defeating humour correlate between members of the couple.


What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

What’s the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds Mature.

What did God say after creating man? I can do better.

Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can’t stand criticism.

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man’s undivided attention.

Why are men like laxatives? They irritate the sh** out of you.

What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.

If men got pregnant….abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive through windows.