Why Did The Pig Cross The Road?

Officers stop a pig in Innisfil from hogging the road!

This might make you squeal with laughter!


Officers were called to a 10th Side road near the 3rd line earlier yesterday morning after reports of a pig walking on the road!  While officers were trying to get the pig off the road, other police were looking for its owner… A local farmer came to the rescue and managed to corral the hog onto a trailer!


Pig Jokes!


What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?
Pulled pork.


Why shouldn’t you tell a secret to a pig?
It might squeal.


Why should you never share a bed with a pig?
They hog all the covers.




What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.


What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.


Where do pigs leave their cars?
The porking lot.