YOU KNOW YOU’RE OLD IF YOU WEAR “BADASS” ANKLE SOCKS?

The latest buzz on social media says that Gen Z has officially killed ANKLE SOCKS.  

To prove it, one TikTok says you can go to the gym, and you’ll see a ton of Millennials wearing ankle socks, but no one under 30.  Gen Z prefers crew socks, which go up a little further, mid-calf.  This means Grandpa is cool again, assuming he’s still rockin’ those.

Things That Millennials Ended Or Ruined …

Speaking of feeling old, there’s yet another thread online where people are sharing the SUBTLE moments when they think, “I’m old now.”  Here are some of the best ones:

1.  I caught myself saying something was “badass.”

2.  I started thinking policemen looked too young to be in charge of anything.

3.  I have an app for identifying bird calls.

4.  I started sympathizing with the parents in teen movies.

5.  I hate unnecessary noise.

6.  I’m almost always tired, not sleepy tired, more like feeling tired tired.

7.  I got excited about buying a steam mop.

8.  I was chatting with someone, and they compared me to their mother.

9.  I consider 9:00 P.M. a reasonable time to say, “Well, it’s about time to hit the hay.”  (Also, merely saying, “Hit the hay.”)

10.  I have no idea who most of the “celebrities” mentioned on social media are.

11.  I had two doctor appointments on the same day.

12.  Younger coworkers call the clothes I used to wear in high school “vintage.”

13.  When I realized some of my coworkers weren’t even alive when 9/11 happened.

14.  I say “When I was your age . . . ” unironically.