Why Did The Pig Cross The Road?

Officers stop a pig in Innisfil from hogging the road!

This might make you squeal with laughter!

 

Officers were called to a 10th Side road near the 3rd line earlier yesterday morning after reports of a pig walking on the road!  While officers were trying to get the pig off the road, other police were looking for its owner… A local farmer came to the rescue and managed to corral the hog onto a trailer!

 

Pig Jokes!

 

What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?
Pulled pork.

 

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret to a pig?
It might squeal.

 

Why should you never share a bed with a pig?
They hog all the covers.

 

 

 

What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.

 

What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.

 

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.

 

Where do pigs leave their cars?
The porking lot.