Why Did The Pig Cross The Road?

This might make you squeal with laughter!

Officers were called to a 10th Side road near the 3rd line earlier yesterday morning after reports of a pig walking on the road!  While officers were trying to get the pig off the road, other police were looking for its owner… A local farmer came to the rescue and managed to corral the hog onto a trailer!

Pig Jokes!

What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?
Pulled pork.

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret to a pig?
It might squeal.

Why should you never share a bed with a pig?
They hog all the covers.

What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.

What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.

Where do pigs leave their cars?
The porking lot.