Why Canoodling A Canadian Is The Best!

Canadians have a reputation for being polite, friendly, and ridiculously attractive in a flannel shirt.

So it got us wondering... do those same qualities carry over behind closed doors? We can't confirm or deny, but we can have a little fun with the stereotypes.

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Here's why sex with a Canadian might just deserve its own gold medal. 🍁

• We always ask, "Are you okay?"... then apologize just in case.
  
• Consent isn't just sexy. It's practically a national sport.
  
• We know how to keep things warm through a very long winter.
  
• We've been layering clothes our whole lives. The undressing is half the workout.
  
  
• Foreplay lasts longer because we're too polite to rush. 
  
  
• We always finish with, "Thanks so much.” 
  
  
• We've survived camping in the rain. A little awkwardness doesn't scare us.
  
  
• We've spent years perfecting the art of warming cold hands.
  
  
• We won't leave until we've shovelled your driveway.
  

• If something goes wrong, you'll hear "Sorry" at least six times.
  
  
• We've survived black flies, mosquitoes, and Leafs playoff heartbreak. We can handle a little pressure.
  
  
• We don't brag afterward. We quietly say, "That was pretty good, eh?"
  
  
• We never skip the cuddle. It's basically hibernation practice.
  
  
• If you're cold, we'll instinctively hand you a hoodie.
  
  
• And unlike our weather forecast... we're far more reliable than a 30% chance of disappointment. 🇨🇦😏.