Floaty Pants Hands-Free Party Flotation Device

Saves your hands for important things, like drinking

Keep falling off your pizza slice floaty?

Can’t quite sip your beer without spilling while using a pool noodle?

Introducing Floaty Pants!

With 9 floaty styles to choose from:

  • Polka Dot Bikini

  • Oh Canada!

  • Plumber Man

They’re clearly made strictly for drinking in the lake at the cottage, so getting out in time to make it to a bathroom is all up to you.

Floaty Pants are available exclusively on Amazon.