Floaty Pants Hands-Free Party Flotation Device
Saves your hands for important things, like drinking
Keep falling off your pizza slice floaty?
Can’t quite sip your beer without spilling while using a pool noodle?
Introducing Floaty Pants!
With 9 floaty styles to choose from:
- Polka Dot Bikini
- Oh Canada!
- Plumber Man
They’re clearly made strictly for drinking in the lake at the cottage, so getting out in time to make it to a bathroom is all up to you.
Floaty Pants are available exclusively on Amazon.
