Funny New Year’s Resolutions That You Can Actually Achieve!
Some of these are doable!
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Resolutions are hard to stick to. We usually start great, but two weeks into January, it all goes downhill!
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Here are some funny New Year’s resolutions we can keep!
- Order every drink on the menu at Tim Hortons
- Stock up on fresh fruits and vegetables — and eat them before they turn into green mystery goop in the back of the fridge
- Flamingo a friend’s yard for their birthday
- Sign up for a marathon, but don’t run in it
- Stop drinking your morning coffee AFTER you Brush your teeth
- Stop blaming your farts on the dog
- Wine down the day with a glass of vino…oh, wait, you’ve already perfected that resolution.
- Become the GOAT at sarcasm.
- Come to terms with the fact that John Mayer is in his 40s
- Treat your car to regular disco carwashes
- Be on a first-name basis with your Uber eats delivery man/woman
- Start a meme account
- Stay in the bathroom while you brush your teeth
- Carefully read all of the directions on a box of food before throwing it away
- Do yoga so you can justify wearing Yoga pants
- Got a little “junk in the truck?” Find out what’s in there…literally: see what treasures are hiding out in your car’s trunk.
- Learn the “Thriller Dance” For Halloween
- Rearrange your kitchen…yet again!
- Break your New Year’s Resolutions…and don’t feel guilty one bit!
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