As we all celebrated the amazing life of Betty White on her 97th birthday last week, Buzzfeed has reminded us of Betty’s tips for living a long and happy life which she once shared on The David Letterman Show.
Betty suggests getting eight hours of beauty sleep a night, nine if you’re ugly.
She also believes you should never apologize, as it shows weakness. She reminds those that want to make more money, that a slip and fall case is the best way to earn some quick cash.
A very important tip that Betty shares is not to Tweet photos of your private parts. Betty swears that making a nightly appointment with Dr. Johnnie Walker is a must and to ditch the health food for a slab of pork.
Most importantly, don’t dwell on past mistakes and don’t die.