Greggs Bakery in the U.K. just announced they’ve made new, healthier donuts. And why are they healthier? Because they have a hole in the middle.
And they weren’t being funny. They normally sell jelly donuts without holes, so they’re un-ironically saying that donuts with holes are a lower-calorie and therefore healthier option.
“The ring donuts are between 200 and 300 calories, the ball donuts are between 300 and 400.”