Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? Apparently Robbing Convenience Stores in Alabama…

Well, gang… looks like there’s a new mystery afoot — and this one didn’t come from your Saturday morning cartoons.

Down in Duncanville, Alabama, someone decided to commit a good ol’-fashioned robbery… dressed head to toe in a Scooby-Doo costume. Yes, really. We’ve officially reached the “true crime meets Halloween costume” part of 2025.

According to police, our bargain-bin bandit hit up a Quick Stop convenience store over the weekend and made off with cash and coins — but in a shocking twist, zero Scooby Snacks were taken. The suspect is not a method actor.

The Costume? More “Scooby Pyjamas” Than Hollywood-Grade Heist Gear

Surveillance footage shows the suspect in a Scooby-Doo outfit that’s giving more “sleepover onesie” than full cosplay commitment. Also, no actual Scooby face — the guy wore a ski mask instead of the iconic dog head. Which, if you ask us, perfectly sets up a dramatic “let’s see who you really are” reveal.

Who’s Behind the Mask?

Police say the suspect is a white male, about 5'9", and — while he doesn’t seem to have access to a Mystery Machine — he might still manage to get away with it unless, of course, “some meddling kids” step in.

(And honestly, if Velma were around, this thing would’ve been solved yesterday.)

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Final Thoughts?

It’s the kind of bizarre crime that makes you double-check your locks and question humanity... but also kinda makes you laugh in disbelief. If you spot someone wandering around in Scooby-Doo jammies and suspicious amounts of loose change, maybe give the authorities a quick call — before he tries his luck at a Shaggy disguise next.