Today Is National Drink Wine Day!
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National Drink Wine Day was started to celebrate and spread the love of wine. Wine has played an important role in history, religion and relationships.
Millions of people have embraced the positive benefits of wine such as new friends, reduced risk of heart disease and the enhancement of food and life.
In celebration of National Drink Wine Day… Here are reasons that wine is better than sex!
You don’t need to shower to have a glass of wine!
Wine doesn’t get you all sweaty
Wine can go all night!
Wine knows what you want without you having to tell it
Wine never gets criticized for being full-bodied!
Wine isn’t needy
You don’t have to shave your entire body to drink wine
You can drink wine at anytime of the month
You are less likely to get arrest drinking wine in a public space
Wine is never too tired
Wine asks for nothing in return
