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Apparently Being Optimistic Is Good for Your Heart ❤️😒

Bad news for people whose personality is mostly sarcasm and muttering “unbelievable” under their breath in traffic.

Stephen Colbert Ended The Late Show With Paul McCartney, Bryan Cranston, and a Fake Pope 🎤📺

After more than 1,800 episodes, Stephen Colbert officially signed off from The Late Show Thursday night… and somehow the finale managed to...

Google Just Changed Its Search Bar and Millennials Are Unwell 🔍🤖

For 25 years, Google kept things simple:Tiny search box.Random question.Instant regret after searching your symptoms at 2 a.m.

$1000 Minute: Thursday, May 21st

BTS Is Performing at the AMAs and the Internet Is Already Losing Its Mind 🎤🔥

Cancel your plans, charge your phone, and prepare for social media to become completely unusable for at least...

Apparently the Secret to Happiness Is… Talking to People 😐📱

Bad news for everyone who avoids phone calls like they’re CRA collections: apparently, human interaction is actually good...

Joey Chestnut Apparently Took “Competitive Eating” a Little Too Far 🌭🍺

Joey Chestnut is usually known for destroying hot dogs, not bar arguments… but this time the damage apparently involved...

Stephen Colbert Is Saying Goodbye to Late Night TV 🎤📺

After 11 years behind the desk, Stephen Colbert is officially signing off from The Late Show Thursday night… and apparently nobody knows...

College Dumpster Diving Is Apparently the New Side Hustle 🗑️💸

While the rest of us are trying to survive inflation by cancelling streaming services and pretending crackers count...

Canadians Finding Out The World Cup Could Cost Taxpayers Over $1 Billion ⚽💸

Canadians were all excited about the FIFA World Cup coming to Toronto and Vancouver… until they saw the...

Olivia Rodrigo Teases New Single “The Cure” Ahead of Upcoming Album

Olivia Rodrigo is officially gearing up for her next era, and fans are already spiralling in the best...

$1000 Minute: Wednesday, May 20th