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Toronto Is Handing Out World Cup Condoms Because Apparently Everyone Plans on “Scoring”

Toronto Public Health is preparing for the World Cup the Canadian way: politely reminding everyone to wear protection...

Conan O’Brien Is Hosting the Oscars Again Because Hollywood Clearly Enjoys Being Roasted

The Oscars are bringing back Conan O’Brien for 2027, proving that after decades in show business, the man...

Dunkin’ Is Coming Back to Canada… Like Your Ex Who “Changed”

Well well well… look who suddenly wants back into Canada’s life.

Bumble Is Getting Rid of Swiping… Because Apparently Dating Needed Even MORE Technology

Pour one out for the thumb workout that defined an entire generation.

$1000 Minute: Tuesday, May 12th

The “Boomer Bad News Drop” Is Apparently a Universal Experience

If you’ve ever received a text or a phone call from your parents that simply says: “He died.”...

A Different World Sequel Has Wrapped Filming… And Millennials Are Officially Ready to Enrol at Hillman Again

Dust off your oversized college sweatshirt and prepare to aggressively hum the theme song for the next six...

Great News: Your Anxiety Might Actually Be Keeping You Alive

Finally.A win for the people who rehearse fake arguments in the shower and check if they locked the...

Savannah Guthrie Is Hosting a Wordle Game Show Because Apparently We’re All Just Yelling VOWELS at TVs Now

Your morning routine is about to get even more stressful.

The “Best” ’90s Fads List Is Here… And Honestly, Our Entire Childhood Was Just Chaos With Frosted Tips

A website has ranked the “best fads” of the 1990s, which is basically like opening a time capsule...

Martin Short Opens Up About Family Tragedy in New Documentary Marty, Life is Short

Canada’s favourite chaotic uncle, Martin Short, is getting deeply personal in his new documentary Marty, Life is Short, which officially...

Manitoba Hospital Hits “Pause” on Surgeries Because… Ants Apparently Run the Place Now

Nothing says “spring in Canada” quite like potholes, fake warm weather, and tiny insects suddenly acting like they...