$1000 Minute: Tuesday, July 15th
Do You Really Need to Wait 30 Minutes to Swim After Eating? Spoiler: Nope.
Ah, yes, the age-old summer myth: “Don’t swim for 30 minutes after eating or you’ll cramp up and drown.” Said...
Chipotle’s ‘Lipotle’ Is Back — Because Who Doesn’t Want a Burrito-Inspired Lip Stain?
Just when you thought your makeup routine couldn’t get any tastier, Chipotle has brought back its viral lip stain collab...
The “Cinderella Rule” for Sex: Because Midnight Is for Sleeping, Not Sweating
Let’s be honest — by the time you’ve tackled your inbox, loaded the dishwasher, bribed your kid into...
Sesame Workshop Regains Control of Elmo’s X Account After Hack
Elmo’s usually cheerful corner of the internet was briefly taken over by hate this weekend.
Want to Cool Down Your Home? Just Slather It in Yogurt, Obviously.
If your AC is on strike, your ceiling fan's giving up, and you're two degrees away from melting...
Smart Carts Are Rolling In — And They Might Just Save Your Grocery Budget (and Your Sanity)
Wegmans, the beloved U.S.
$1000 Minute: Monday, July 14th
Trump Wants to Revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s Citizenship Because… Feelings?
Well, here we go again.
French Husband "Accidentally" Leaves Wife at Gas Station, Drives 320km Before Noticing
How many foot rubs make up for being left at a gas station for four hours?
Matthew Good Cancels U.S. Tour Dates Because... Trump (Again)
Rock musician and national brooder Matthew Good has pulled the plug on his upcoming U.S.
What the Flock? Flamingos Are Sabotaging Risotto in Italy
Move over pigeons — there’s a new feathery menace in town, and this one’s got legs for days.
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