This Means Garden War with Marianas Trench

Josh Ramsay and Matt Web from Marianas Trench have a hilarious seasonal rivalry and it’s about to start again…

Yo @JoshRamsay, it’s gardening season. Let the shit-talking begin, mother fucker. See ya at the fuckin’ nursery.

— Matt Webb (@MattWebbMT) April 25, 2018

It started with a simple photo and caption: “Qukes”

Qukes

A post shared by Matt Webb (@mattwebbmt) on Jul 20, 2017 at 2:26pm PDT

Then Josh replied:

Dear @mattwebbmt; Did You think you were the only one who could grow quality cukes, you son of a bitch?

A post shared by josh ramsay (@joshramsayofficial) on Jul 20, 2017 at 7:06pm PDT

Bring it!

But @joshramsayofficial, how are your tomatoes?

A post shared by Matt Webb (@mattwebbmt) on Aug 5, 2017 at 8:08pm PDT

Dear @mattwebbmt welcome to #PepperTown. If You need directions, it’s at the corner of Broadway and Get Fucked

A post shared by josh ramsay (@joshramsayofficial) on Aug 7, 2017 at 9:05pm PDT

Dear @mattwebbmt eat my 🍆

A post shared by josh ramsay (@joshramsayofficial) on Aug 20, 2017 at 5:03pm PDT

Hey @joshramsayofficial, we both know who has the bigger 🍆

A post shared by Matt Webb (@mattwebbmt) on Aug 20, 2017 at 7:30pm PDT

Hey Ramsay, maybe you’d like to come over here and tongue-juggle my berries. @joshramsayofficial

A post shared by Matt Webb (@mattwebbmt) on Aug 24, 2017 at 1:56pm PDT

Look @mattwebbmt I hate to squash your dreams, but those look a little small. Probably genetic.

A post shared by josh ramsay (@joshramsayofficial) on Aug 24, 2017 at 3:08pm PDT

Dear @mattwebbmt enjoy a taste of the high life, you sack of shit

A post shared by josh ramsay (@joshramsayofficial) on Sep 3, 2017 at 4:33pm PDT

Settle down, gentlemen! (Actually, don’t, because it’s hilarious)