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For $500, A Mystery Woman Will Attend Your Funeral, Cry Dramatically… Then Disappear Forever

Finally.

Grey’s Anatomy Is Heading To Texas… Because Apparently Seattle Has Suffered Enough

Grey's Anatomy is getting ANOTHER spin-off, because after 20+ seasons, several plane crashes, explosions, drownings, shootings, and enough emotional...

Jell-O Is Trying To Become Healthy Now… Somehow

Jell-O, the wiggly dessert basically every Canadian kid had in their fridge beside a mysterious tub of Cool...

$1000 Minute: Tuesday, May 19th

Divorcing Couples Are Now Fighting Over The Netflix Password

Relationships used to end with arguments over the house, the furniture, and who keeps the dog.

Apparently 21% Of People Never Lock The Bathroom Door… Even With Guests Over

Some people treat the bathroom like a private sanctuary.

Anderson Cooper Says Goodbye To 60 Minutes After More Than 20 Years

Anderson Cooper is officially signing off from 60 Minutes after more than two decades, because apparently even legendary journalists eventually decide...

Turns Out Your Ketchup Doesn’t Need To Live In The Fridge

This may start a household fight bigger than thermostat season in Canada… but apparently ketchup does NOT need...

Drake Fans Can Score A Free Mattress… If They Show Up Dressed Like Him In Fur

Only in Toronto could a man wear a giant fur coat in a music video and somehow launch...

Southwest Airlines Says “Absolutely Not” To Robots On Flights

Well… we’ve officially entered the timeline where airlines now have to explain that robots can’t fly coach.

RIP Dad Bods? New Study Says Women Want Leaner Guys Again

Pour one out for the cargo shorts kings and “I used to play hockey” physiques.

$1000 Minute: Friday, May 15th