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Apparently the Secret to Happiness Is… Talking to People 😐📱

Bad news for everyone who avoids phone calls like they’re CRA collections: apparently, human interaction is actually good...

Joey Chestnut Apparently Took “Competitive Eating” a Little Too Far 🌭🍺

Joey Chestnut is usually known for destroying hot dogs, not bar arguments… but this time the damage apparently involved...

Stephen Colbert Is Saying Goodbye to Late Night TV 🎤📺

After 11 years behind the desk, Stephen Colbert is officially signing off from The Late Show Thursday night… and apparently nobody knows...

College Dumpster Diving Is Apparently the New Side Hustle 🗑️💸

While the rest of us are trying to survive inflation by cancelling streaming services and pretending crackers count...

Canadians Finding Out The World Cup Could Cost Taxpayers Over $1 Billion ⚽💸

Canadians were all excited about the FIFA World Cup coming to Toronto and Vancouver… until they saw the...

$1000 Minute: Wednesday, May 20th

Apparently, a “Hockey Butt” Could Save Your Life 🇨🇦🏒🍑

For years, guys chased six-pack abs and giant arms at the gym.

The Smashing Pumpkins Are Bringing Peak 1995 Sadness to Hamilton 🎸🖤

Dust off your wallet chains, emotionally prepare your inner teenager, and locate that one black hoodie you refuse...

Allergy Season Is Basically Trying to Fight Us Now

If your eyes are itchy, your nose won’t stop running, and you’ve sneezed hard enough to briefly leave...

For $500, A Mystery Woman Will Attend Your Funeral, Cry Dramatically… Then Disappear Forever

Finally.

Grey’s Anatomy Is Heading To Texas… Because Apparently Seattle Has Suffered Enough

Grey's Anatomy is getting ANOTHER spin-off, because after 20+ seasons, several plane crashes, explosions, drownings, shootings, and enough emotional...

Jell-O Is Trying To Become Healthy Now… Somehow

Jell-O, the wiggly dessert basically every Canadian kid had in their fridge beside a mysterious tub of Cool...