Apparently, Ontario Mosquitoes Have Started Working the Day Shift π¦
Because regular mosquitoes apparently weren't irritating enough, an invasive mosquito known for being an aggressive DAYTIME biter has now...
ποΈ JUSTIN TRUDEAU AND KATY PERRY WERE CAUGHT DANCING IN A HOME HARDWARE... WITH A PLUNGER πͺ πΆ
There's a sentence I didn't expect to say on the radio today.
$1000 Minute: Tuesday, August 18th
ποΈ THE WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG HAS BEEN CROWNED... AND SHE'S PERFECT πΆπ
The annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest has taken place in California, celebrating dogs who may not exactly have a future...
ποΈ LADIES, APPARENTLY OUR FEET ARE GETTING BIGGER AS WE AGE... AWESOME. π π
Just when you thought getting older had taken enough from us...
ποΈ R.I.P. COLUMBIA HOUSE... THE ORIGINAL SUBSCRIPTION TRAP ππ¬
If you grew up in the '80s or '90s, prepare yourself because another little piece of our childhood...
ποΈ BARRIE HAS $465 MILLION IN THE BANK... SO NATURALLY WE HAVE SOME IDEAS π°
Apparently, the City of Barrie has been very good with its money.
ποΈ ONE IN FIVE ADULTS WOULD RATHER TAKE COOKING ADVICE FROM AN INFLUENCER THAN THEIR OWN MOTHER π³π±
Well, this should make Thanksgiving dinner awkward.
$1000 Minute: Monday, August 17th
BTS MAY HAVE JUST MADE THE GRAMMYS RETHINK A BRAND-NEW CATEGORY
The Grammys may already be reconsidering their new Best Asian Pop Music Performance category, and it hasn't even had much...
INSULTS SO INTELLIGENT YOU DON'T REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN ROASTED π§ π₯
Sometimes you need to insult someone.cBut you're an adult.cYou have a job.cPossibly an HR department.
REESE'S JUST CREATED THE MOST DANGEROUS HALLOWEEN DECORATION EVER ππ₯
Reese's has apparently looked at the calendar, realized we're still in August, and said: βEnough summer.
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